Are you ready? There were a hell of a lot of nominations for Worst Song Ever yesterday on Twitter and Facebook. Nominees had to receive more than one nomination or have a special bad-song dispensation from the Pope of Worst (me!) A few of these I don’t agree with – but most I do.
You can vote on any one of the songs below for the Worst Song Ever, and I’ll post the list of the winners (?) tomorrow. I suggest you do a YouTube search on some of the songs below. There are truly some Godawful numbers down there you may not have heard of or have forgotten.
If you want to promote one of the following songs as the Worst Ever, post a link to a song or video in the comments below so other people will know about it. But, unfortunately, we are not accepting any new nominees.
You can vote here, or on my Facebook or Twitter pages. If on Twitter use hashtag #worstsong.
Now go for a walk in the Garden of Undelight with a heaping helping of the worst fucking songs ever recorded:
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Here of the results of today’s poll, where people on Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace voted for what they thought the Best Remake of All-Time was. "Best" was defined as "the greatest leap forward in quality from the film it’s remaking." What wasn’t defined was what a remake was. For our purposes, "remake" includes films that are based solely on preceding films (i.e. THE DEPARTED, which was based on the Hong Kong movie INFERNAL AFFAIRS) and films that are based on content that was previously turned into a film (both THE THING and THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD were both based on the short story, Who Goes There?).
Also, I didn’t allow votes for my own film, DAWN OF THE DEAD. Because most of the people who were answering were connected to me through social networking platforms, the film would have placed unfairly high.
Here’s what you guys voted for:

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According to yesterday’s poll on Twitter – in which I received hundreds of votes – here are the 35 superheroes and superheroines you guys most want to fuck…
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The results of the new Twitter poll are in: this morning you voted on the Worst Remakes of All-Time. Again, I defined "worst" as "greatest decline in quality from the film it’s remaking." Here we go:

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Today the Question of the Day on Twitter was, "What is the best sequel of all time? " And I defined "best" as "improving the most on its predecessor." I received hundreds of votes, and the top 15 choices are as follows:

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