Great Scott!!! I hope they don’t remake Clue. I can see it now bad teenie pop music playing in the back ground while Miley Cyrus, the great actress that she is, tries to pull off Ms. White while Madeline Kahn rolls over in her grave.
This is even more blasphemous than the rumored remake of Adventures in Babysitting staring that fat chick from that Disney show That’s So Raven.
I’m surprised that the 2005 remake of King Kong or the 1999 remake of The Mummy didn’t make it on the list. Cause both of those remakes were crap. And for those who are still questioning Hollywood’s sanity, they are making a Mummy 4, so tear you eyes out now and save your sanity.
Also I hated Meet Joe Black, which was a remake of Death takes a Holiday.
All this time I thought I was the only one with that birth defect. I’m amazed to find out that Alan Tudyk suffers from the same birth defect as me. Maybe we could start a support group.
We all know the Disney channel hates black people and are using the Jonas Brothers to sell sex to the ‘Tweenies.
The Godfather is one of the all time classics, I still don’t let anyone sit behind me on a boat when I go fishing. So it ripe for a remake.
@ DustinParker: No he wouldn’t get shunned at all. He would be made into a hero. Have you seen the crap Hollywood is putting out lately? Everything is a remake of an old movies.
Mr. Gunn may I suggest one of Sergio Leone’s Man with No Name series as your next ‘Tween remake.
I remember Bible Adventures, my super religious aunt gave it to me for Christmas. I use to just go around knocking out animals in the Noah’s Ark Game, or throwing baby Moses around in the Baby Moses game.
The 10 Worst Remakes of All Time
May 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pmGreat Scott!!! I hope they don’t remake Clue. I can see it now bad teenie pop music playing in the back ground while Miley Cyrus, the great actress that she is, tries to pull off Ms. White while Madeline Kahn rolls over in her grave.
This is even more blasphemous than the rumored remake of Adventures in Babysitting staring that fat chick from that Disney show That’s So Raven.
The 10 Worst Remakes of All Time
May 14th, 2009 at 1:21 pmI’m surprised that the 2005 remake of King Kong or the 1999 remake of The Mummy didn’t make it on the list. Cause both of those remakes were crap. And for those who are still questioning Hollywood’s sanity, they are making a Mummy 4, so tear you eyes out now and save your sanity.
Also I hated Meet Joe Black, which was a remake of Death takes a Holiday.
PG PORN: HIGH POON is Live Now!!
April 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pmAll this time I thought I was the only one with that birth defect. I’m amazed to find out that Alan Tudyk suffers from the same birth defect as me. Maybe we could start a support group.
I just loved it keep up the good work.
My 'Tween-tastic GODFATHER Remake!
April 6th, 2009 at 9:34 amWe all know the Disney channel hates black people and are using the Jonas Brothers to sell sex to the ‘Tweenies.
The Godfather is one of the all time classics, I still don’t let anyone sit behind me on a boat when I go fishing. So it ripe for a remake.
@ DustinParker: No he wouldn’t get shunned at all. He would be made into a hero. Have you seen the crap Hollywood is putting out lately? Everything is a remake of an old movies.
Mr. Gunn may I suggest one of Sergio Leone’s Man with No Name series as your next ‘Tween remake.
VOTE on an Adult Actress to Star in the Next PG PORN: The Porn Star Interviews
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pmTaking into consideration that you said every one of them was your favorite.
I’d have to go with Sunny Leone.
Only cause you did one already with Sasha Grey, my favorite porn star.
Dr. Drew's Narcissistic Personality Inventory
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:05 pmI got 3, one in Self Sufficiency, one in Explosiveness, and one in Authoritay.
I guess that means I have Issues, but hey I’m happy with that.
11 Video Games I Have No Interest in Playing
March 19th, 2009 at 7:46 pmI remember Bible Adventures, my super religious aunt gave it to me for Christmas. I use to just go around knocking out animals in the Noah’s Ark Game, or throwing baby Moses around in the Baby Moses game.