Jul 24, 2007 3
50 WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE A COCKSUCKER IN A COMPLIMENT By James Gunn 1. You are the best cocksucker in the world. 2. Hey, cocksucker, hand me a beer… Wow, thanks! You did a really great job of handing that to me, cocksucker. 3. You know what a cocksucker like you is good for? Everything. [...]
Jul 9, 2007 2
MySpace bud Elizabeth just sent me this, written by Scott Adams, the guy who created DILBERT, on his blog:
May 1, 2007 2
SECRETS OF AMSTERDAM’S RED LIGHT DISTRICT The Red Light District in the morning. "Hey, baby, come here, come here," a thick black prostitute said to me, stepping out from her little window in the Red Light District of Amsterdam.
Jan 15, 2007 0
So, in addition to all the year-end top ten lists, etc, ROTTEN TOMATOES called SLiTHER the 8th Best Reviewed Film of the Year in wide release. You can check it out here: Thanks to top friend Joseph for turning me on to this. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/rtawards/movie_2006.php?r=50&mid=1156562&type=w I GOT A BUG IN MY EAR It’s this bastard’s fault. [...]
Dec 21, 2006 1
Dear God/Santa Claus/Jesus, I know I haven’t been that fucking good this year. I know that my wife is really, really nice, and I can be kind of a dick sometimes (I read it on a message board). I know I could have gotten more work done and I’ve been a little, uh, princessy, figuring [...]
Dec 15, 2006 0
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8 We arrive in London, England. I’m tired as hell because I didn’t sleep at all on the ten hour flight over. Instead, Jenna and I watched the first four hours of the fifth season of 24, which just came out on DVD. That guy who plays President Logan is fucking hilarious! He’s [...]
Nov 16, 2006 1
Red Hat Nation, Thus Far Befriend the RED HAT or get your own hat here: http://www.myspace.com/jgredhat BTW, I don’t know HOW to put on a red fuckin’ hat other than putting a red hat on my head and taking a photo (something I probably never should have done in the first place)… but you can [...]
Nov 7, 2006 24
Advice for people who want to be professional actors, directors, or screenwriters, from someone in the business. Take a hard look at your dreams and see if they’re worth following.
Jul 11, 2006 8
Everyone’s got to rant now and again. After all, I don’t want to be too big-puppy-eyes on this blog. I am a horror film maker, after all. So, in honor of my elitism and bad attitude, here are 100 things that suck my ass. Yeah, I know, this brings up the potential for a lot [...]
Jul 7, 2006 1
(in no particular order…) 1. Pogo the Possum 2. Jaws 3. Head massages 4. Codex Seraphinianus 5. Sergio Leone 6. Rue Morgue Magazine 7. Jenna 8. The Naked Kiss 9. Rom, Spaceknight
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