Dear Specials Webb Sight Fans:

Mr. Smart and my brother Tim - better known to the world as Minute Man - asked me to write this letter regarding the new Official Specials Webb Sight. I am honored to do so.

You see, often fans have approached me in hallways and public bathrooms and other places, and they've said to me, "Mr. Strobe, you and your 'Specials' seem slightly archaic in your attitude towards modern technology. Whereas other superhuman groups of heroes, such as The Crusaders or The Amazing Trio, have introduced intricate computer schematics into their HQs, you're still maintaining your records on a Commodore 64. "Heck," they say, "The Anti-Evil Gang even has Mellow Metal Fellow, a robot member -- the closest thing you have to a robot member is an old 2XL in U.S. Bill's locker. "

You, our fans, have spoken. You want high technology. You want hi-fi stereo systems and Pac Mans. You want a Specials webb sight: HERE. IT. IS.

Now, I don't really know what a webb sight is. I have seen an eemail once, which I assume is somewhat related. My wife, Ms. Indestructible's, subscribes to Americas On Line. Her email has a voice, saying something like, "Here I am, Eemail" (the same name as the fabulous Tom Hanks and Michelle Pfeiffer movie, I believe, in which they communicated through that format). But I've never seen a webb sight. Then again, I don't need to, do I? The Specials are an example of a government run through the ancient concept of "distribution of labor." Certain members, such as Mr. Smart and Minute Man, care about and take care of the technological aspects of life, and others of us, like me, The Strobe, take care of other things, like human lives, and saving people, and stopping world problems. I'm not saying that I'm better than Mr. Smart or Minute Man, merely because they care about such things - I'm just saying they're more "machine-like" and "robotic," whereas I'm more "loving" and "full of care for all people."

But I suppose there's a place for all of us in the world, isn't there? And that's really the point of The Specials: Everyone matters. Except for people who don't turn off their cel phones in the cinema, and crackheads.

So, my dear robotic emissaries, may this webb sight crackle your circuits and swirl your roto-wheels! Whatever it may be, may you love it!

Godspeed,

The Strobe CEO, Specials Inc.


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