Aug 18, 2010
Turkish Spider-Man Vs Turkish Captain America
I can’t fucking believe this! Spider-Man seems like a great guy when he’s web slinging around New York City, but, obviously, according to this expose, he does whatever the fuck he wants when he goes overseas! What a phony piece-of-shit!! In Turkey, he buries people alive and rapes women in showers and tests out that 1984 thing where a rat (or maybe it’s a guinea pig) eats the face off a guy. Fuck you, Spider-Man! Luckily, Captain America is a great guy no matter where he is. Check this out -
The only thing I can think of is MAYBE, just maybe, Spider-Man is Armenian. If that’s the case well, then, I kind of get it.
Thanks to Blain Kirby for this fine cinematic achievement.
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