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Listen, as long as you don’t want to fuck kids or (non-cartoon) animals, whatever gets you off gets you off.  Even furries, more power to you – grind yourself up against Fredbird to your heart’s content, whack off to Bugs Bunny, whatever.  But this particular video, which I suppose is designed as masturbation material, is particularly creepy: the demonic mole-people Eastern European rock music, the disappearing flowers in their vases, the bear nose-rub at the end, plus the disturbing knowledge that there is possibly a slave-traded Ukrainian girl permanently sewn into that costume.  Really?  Now you’re trying to fuck me up, right? Job well done, perverts, job well done.

Aaaghhh!! What’s with the singing over almost-no-vocals at the beginning? I’m pretty sure watching this video infected my genes, and now my firstborn is going to be a cyclops baby. I’m going to have to abort it now. Thanks a lot, perverts:

This one’s worth watching simply for the freaky music and wondering why someone would find a fox-woman standing on one leg sufficient jerk-off material:

Here’s our bear girl again, catering to furry-in-work-clothes-messing-with-the-extension-cord-behind-the-couch-while-listening-to-death-metal fetishists:

This furry video may ruin some of the foreign mystique, as it’s by a non-Ukrainian, but I couldn’t stop laughing at the dancing, which is like the dorkiest girl in the 7th grade Christian youth group at the Friday night mixer who’s going to get mocked like hell Monday morning (which, admittedly, makes it a little innocent and sweet). My favorite YouTube comment is where he/she said he didn’t plan out any of the dance, he just let it flow through him.  Shocking!

Okay, that’s about it for now. There are literally hundreds of these things on YouTube. If you find anything especially amusing, send them my way.

This particular section of videos was brought to my attention by our intrepid-finder-of-all-things-rad, Kurly Tlapoyawa.

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