Comments on: Our Dallas Visit in Photos

By: missSKG

missSKG — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:47:08 +0000

Cockroaches? Damn it all, have you two never seen the “They’re Creeping Up On You!” story from ‘Creepshow’?!

Egads man, you could have been killed! They could have come pouring out of every unholy orifice on your being. And your wee lady would not have been able to outrun them with her wee legs!

Those roaches are killers, I tell ya! Ask E.G. Marshall! Go on, ask him! I’ll wait.

By: Philip Davetas

Philip Davetas — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:58:14 +0000

Dude, I fucking hate roaches.

By: James Gunn

James Gunn — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:23 +0000

Lainey – I think we’re all hired up.
ALSO – I put “bearded clams” by accident. They are actually called “calf fries” in Texas, Rocky Mountain oysters in other places. I would change it above, but the site isn’t letting me do it.

By: laineyg6

laineyg6 — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:47:53 +0000

Dude, you were there enjoying the sights and I am a mere 5 hours away. (Five hours is NOTHING in Texas – it’s a short tripo.) Anyway, my d-bag former boss (lawyer) fired me just before Christmas. He said he could hear my voice and I was just too loud. Actually, he’s a scary, super-conservative nutjob (with many, many, many guns) and he just didn’t like me. Sooo, do you need any help in Shreve? I was sitting here reading your blog like wtf, why am I not in La working for a motherfucker like James? I could get you coffee, kiss ass and arrange blowjobs like nobody else!

By: Marc

Marc — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:45:41 +0000

Aw man, you should have taken Rooker with you to the JFK museum. He could have done his lines from “JFK” while dry-humping the conspiracy guy.

That would have fucking ruled!