Dec 6, 2009
How to Get Approached by Girls 6, 7 Times a Day
Today, Rainn Wilson, Liv Tyler, and I start working on SUPER full force here in Louisiana. However, I thought I'd leave you guys with this, courtesy of Amy Kerr (sorry I left all those messages on your machine, Amy…)
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
You stay away from my Dimitri, Olga! You hear me? I am not afraid to fight for my man, Olga! I am not afraid to cut a bitch for my complete catch, great in bed, makin’ great money Greek God Dimitri!
Lose his number, bitch!
… But in all seriousness, when someone says the phrase “there is nothing wrong with me,” that is a sign that you’ve got a Buffalo “put the lotion in the basket” Bill in your midst.
December 7th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I used to be a matchmaker in a dating service. Believe me when I tell you – 90% of the men looking for women are this guy! The male ego never ceases to amaze me!
December 6th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Douchebag? Nah, try douchNOZZLE! :-P
The fact that it’s apparently real is just plain creepy! The guy just doesn’t know when to shut up, he just kept on digging further and further into that hole!
December 6th, 2009 at 10:05 am
For even more hilarious aspects of this guy, check out an article on him from 2008: http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
He also has a website, where guys can buy tickets to hear him speak: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
December 6th, 2009 at 9:25 am
holy crap! what a douchebag! & he doesn’t even realize why Olga never called him (btw go Olga!) which just makes him douchebaggier…ugh! I feel slimey just having listened to that crap