Nov 4, 2009
Rooker is On Twitter Now
My old compatriot, the star of SLiTHER (as well as Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Cliffhanger, Days of Thunder, JFK, Tombstone, Back to Back, and more) is finally on Twitter.
And Rooker has been been tweeting about his new web show, called "Anus Muncher", uh, I mean, "Rooker." It's a joint venture between Joke and Biagio, the producers of Scream Queens, and Rooker, and some how I've gotten roped into playing "James Gunn", Rooker's "buddy." That will definitely be the hardest role of my life. Pretending to like Rooker is the acting equivalent of a straight guy getting it up for a dude in a gay porn.
This is really what you want for me, Jesus? More of THIS dude in my life? No wonder the Muslims hate you. Just saying.
Follow Rooker on Twitter here, Joke and Biagio on Twitter here, and James on Twitter Here.
REGISTER HERE to be a part of JamesGunn.com and comment on this fucking travesty.
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November 7th, 2009 at 8:24 am
this could be interesting… that is some middle finger he’s got… looks gold plated… gold plate birdie, hmm… sounds like something rooker’d do
November 6th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I still maintain that you and Rooker should become the new detectives on Law & Order: Rape Show.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Ummm, cute nipple? Anyway, I love Rooker for the crazy, funny guy he is. My 29 yr old son thinks he is very cool. Rooker made a vid for me and posted it on Twitter – so he is WAY in my cool book!
Keep the tweets coming.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I didn’t know Rooker was a devotee of Karate! No wonder he’s in such awesome shape (I saw this at Twitter and a picture of his injury).
Forget Reality TV, though. You two could be the new Balki and Larry, BMF’s 4ever; he’s a serial killer and you’re trying to break into the film business. Damn, I can see it now.
November 4th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Will there be Rooker nip in it, cause that’ll be a deal breaker for me.
November 4th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
He is my dream ex husband.