Nov 1, 2009
I’m a Fucking Fairy…(for Halloween)
I had a little contest amongst my Twitter followers a couple days ago – I said the first person to guess my costume in the next hour would win a free, signed SLiTHER poster. There were a couple hundred attempts at guessing my costume, including the Crocodile Hunter, Edward from Twighlight (I don't know who this is), Steve Agee, Dora the Explorer, Patrick Swayze, Rooker (numerous times), and Ferris Bueller's sister. However, no one guessed my actual costume.
I was a fucking fairy!!
In truth, I didn't think anyone would guess it, which is one of the reasons I offered the contest.
Those posters are a pain in the ass to send out, and I was hoping you'd all fail (which you did).
I met up at my place with my friends Yarvo, Autumn, and Mikaela, who were a geek, a bunny, and an 80's workout girl with healthy cleavage, respectively. After this we went over to Rosenbaum's for a pre-party, then to our friend Sam and Tiff's for a huge bash where we spent most the night. The four of us ended the evening on my back porch talking about sexual perversions (mostly Yarvo's) until about four in the morning.
Autumn and Rosenbaum (as Rocky*).
*Rosey's Rocky impersonation sounds a little like Ivana Trump.
Here I am, apparently, staring at Mikaela's tits.
And here she is smelling me (?)
Here's Mikaela with the Olsen Twins (Jenna and Mary).
About halfway through the night Yarvo's geek glasses started giving him headaches. Here he is mocking his own agony.
Autumn has a tradition of having dreams about me after we hang out. But not the kind I'd wished she have. For instance she once dreamed that my friend JP Cabrera and I took her to a deserted area and killed her. The morning after Halloween, I got this message from her on my Facebook page:
You'll never believe what happened last night after we left, the very short version….You got arrested for dressing as a fairy, me and Dave paid 80,000 to try and bail you out, I was fighting with the cop and he said the city was not tolerating any more homosexual activities. "I was like are you fucking kidding me, he's not gay, he's dressed as a fairy for halloween" I called the media and started a huge riot…all 'cause of your damn fairy costume. Another great dream brought to you by ambien/advil pm combo : )
Bye, James
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