Nov 1, 2009
I’m a Fucking Fairy…(for Halloween)
I had a little contest amongst my Twitter followers a couple days ago – I said the first person to guess my costume in the next hour would win a free, signed SLiTHER poster. There were a couple hundred attempts at guessing my costume, including the Crocodile Hunter, Edward from Twighlight (I don't know who this is), Steve Agee, Dora the Explorer, Patrick Swayze, Rooker (numerous times), and Ferris Bueller's sister. However, no one guessed my actual costume.
I was a fucking fairy!!
In truth, I didn't think anyone would guess it, which is one of the reasons I offered the contest.
Those posters are a pain in the ass to send out, and I was hoping you'd all fail (which you did).
I met up at my place with my friends Yarvo, Autumn, and Mikaela, who were a geek, a bunny, and an 80's workout girl with healthy cleavage, respectively. After this we went over to Rosenbaum's for a pre-party, then to our friend Sam and Tiff's for a huge bash where we spent most the night. The four of us ended the evening on my back porch talking about sexual perversions (mostly Yarvo's) until about four in the morning.
Autumn and Rosenbaum (as Rocky*).
*Rosey's Rocky impersonation sounds a little like Ivana Trump.
Here I am, apparently, staring at Mikaela's tits.
And here she is smelling me (?)
Here's Mikaela with the Olsen Twins (Jenna and Mary).
About halfway through the night Yarvo's geek glasses started giving him headaches. Here he is mocking his own agony.
Autumn has a tradition of having dreams about me after we hang out. But not the kind I'd wished she have. For instance she once dreamed that my friend JP Cabrera and I took her to a deserted area and killed her. The morning after Halloween, I got this message from her on my Facebook page:
You'll never believe what happened last night after we left, the very short version….You got arrested for dressing as a fairy, me and Dave paid 80,000 to try and bail you out, I was fighting with the cop and he said the city was not tolerating any more homosexual activities. "I was like are you fucking kidding me, he's not gay, he's dressed as a fairy for halloween" I called the media and started a huge riot…all 'cause of your damn fairy costume. Another great dream brought to you by ambien/advil pm combo : )
Bye, James
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November 7th, 2009 at 8:30 am
you can dust me anytime ;) lol! really was a great idea though… love the wings! looks like everyone had a blast
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Holy shit! Fairy Godmother is so fucking out. Now it’s all about Fairy Cocksucker. He isn’t the kind of fairy that does strange shit with pumpkins, making all your dreams come true. No, this fairy tells it like it is–gets your head out the clouds, and your thumb out of your ass. I love my Fairy Cocksucker.
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Love it when you accentuate those sensuous lips with lipstick.
Best costume I saw was leaving work last Friday from the bus: The rabbit from Donnie Darko.
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
You are a beautiful fairy. I love the dream of you being arrested. I’d love to see that as a web episode, that might work pretty well :-)
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:12 am
that is way to fucking cute for words. I can just imagine you being the most vulgar fairy, flying around and farting on people, and granting your own wishes. you’re fairy dust makes people fly but only if they think inappropriate thoughts. and fuck it if someone doesn’t believe, it takes something a bit dirtier than just clapping to bring you back. HAHA!!
yeah, I imagined that just now.
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 am
a FAIRY??? cheez louise…
thx for making my day. to watch HUMANZEE tv without the bittersweet taste of a milk person dressed as princess lillifee is now impossible.
BTW..sparkly blue eye shadow looks great on you.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm
I can’t even. Wut. I’d bang you.