Sep 28, 2009
More Whacked Out Shit from My Dad
Call me sick, but I spent a couple hours last night researching my "Dad" (you can read my last post about him HERE.) Yes, I've seen a lot of strange videos online, but few have simultaneously disturbed me, amused me, and made my jaw drop like this one. Here it is again for those of you who haven't seen it:
By searching his email, [email protected], I found out a bit more about our friend. He claims his name is Rob Peters, and he lives in central California. The earliest posting I could find from him is this from May 2008:
looking for a friend during the day in visalia calif, that likes to walk, i lost 195 lbs doing this with diet and exercise. i walk at a medium pace but do have air comfort shoes with wghts that i use some times. do wrap around weight on my wrists too. just getting started again since i worked out in my gym at home most of the winter. please email me [email protected] 55 years old retired guy looking for a buddy to walk with and talk too.
Yes, it seems rather innocuous at first, but the words "good looking" and "buddy" tip you off to something a little more. THAT, however, is the only time ol' Rob chose any form of subtlety. Most of his HUNDREDS of online posts are a bit more like this one from Adultspace.com –
SEEKING GUYS TO BLOW IN CENTRAL CALIF. OFFERING MY FREE SERVICES ANYTIME. RETIRED YOUNG 58, 6FT1183 LBS, PICS ON PROFILE. D/D SAFE DISCREET BI COCKSUCKER FOR YOUR PLEASURE. YOU PICK YOUR POSITION? HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT TO CUM. USE ME ANYWAY YOU WANT . LIKE IT DEEP IN MY THROAT FOR A LONG TIME. LET ME DEEP DICK YOU MAKE YOU CUM GOOD… WANT ONGOING FREE SERVICE FINE, I AM YOU COCKSUCKER THEN… AREA COD 559 CENTRAL CALIF, CAN MEET OR HOST IN MY AREA CODE. ROB CONTACT ME… [email protected]… PS NO RECIP EVER WANTED, JUST TO SERVICE YOU.
Excuse me for a moment while I projectile vomit all over my office.
Okay, I'm back!
It may be important to note that somehow Rob aged three years in the space of one year, which makes him somewhat of anomaly.
I discovered Rob's seeming Twitter page (everyone be sure to Follow Friday @slaveRobPeters) which proclaims him to be a "WHITE ,FAG SLUT SISSY BI CALIF COCKSUCKER, SEEKING TO BE HUMILIATED AND EXPOSED ALL OVER TH NET".
And I also found Rob's YouTube page, which is a virtual treasure trove of creepy-ooky-goodness. Every video is guaranteed to make your jaw drop, make you a little sick to your stomach, and, if you're impaired like me (and Mia Matsumiya, who just told me she obsessively watched Rob Peters' videos last night till 4:30 am from a hostel in Barcelona), endlessly amuse you. Here are ALL the YouTube videos, in vague order of worth-watchingness:
Why he sticks a piece of paper with "HAIR" on it to his crotch is what makes the above video so fascinating. Not to mention the fake teeth and the fabulous dancing.
After overdosing on Rob's YouTube freakishness, I was fortunate enough to find his X-rated videos. These include vids of Rob bending over and showing us his crusty asshole, masturbating, and, in a wonderful finale, sucking off another dude while the dude berates him. To be honest, the only thing amusing about these videos is that Rob sometimes has a much, much lower voice. Less amusing, but of note, is that Rob's stomach is cleaved and has the appearance of a nightmare vagina. If you still really want to see the videos, you can see his X-Tube page HERE.
Anyway, that's all I can find on the fabulous Rob Peters as of now. Usually, I feel a little guilty posting videos of people done with mocking intent – but it seems to me that's exactly what Rob is looking for. So I suppose this is sort of a public service.
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Let me also say that, despite his weirdness, he really isn't doing anything to hurt anyone. I don't think people are responsible for their fetishes – it's something that just happens. I wake up every day grateful that I don't want to be shat upon or stuff a feather duster up my ass, a ball gag in my mouth, and run around in circles pulling a tiny chariot.
James
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