Sep 26, 2009
Most Fucked Up Video Ever!
Holy shit, Dad! What the hell are you thinking?! I thought Mel Gibson's Dad was embarrassing. But, quite honestly, I think I'd prefer you being an anti-Semite to this shit. I'm in the entertainment, industry, motherfucker!! You can't be pulling this crap!
"Look at my bottom in my diaper. Oh, isn't that cute?"
HUH?! FUCK YOU, DAD! I can't believe you seriously said that!!
Remember when you got so pissed at me for getting a tattoo and said I "ruined Christmas"? And what about when you FREAKED THE HELL OUT when I got an earring when I was fifteen? You said it was "trashy." Yeah, right, and you bouncing around doing jazz hands and acting like a three-year-old while proclaiming to the world you're a fag is AWESOME. You're a real class act, you piece of shit.
"Sing for you, sing for you, sing for you!" Goddammit, I hope Mom was fucking Uncle Joe and your sperm has zilch to do with me. Honestly. I feel like taking a nail file to my flesh and digging out every strand of DNA we have in common.
My life is fucking over if this gets out. I'll never believe in anything good again. Thanks a heap.
James
P.S. Kudos to Kurly Tlapoyawa for finding this fucking travesty.
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