Fish with Human Teeth

Aug 31, 2009

Fuck you, fish! You are freaking me the hell out!!!

This motherfucking piece of shit fish that is giving me nightmares is actually called a Sheepshead and can unfortunately be found off the east coast of the United States.

Essentially, I am against this fucking fish because I find it overwhelmingly unsettling. I don't like having my own mouth so closely identify with the mouth of this jerkoff while simultaneously looking into its inhuman dead fish fucking piece of shit eyes. Oh my God, I'm thinking about it too much now and it's making me sick…

So, in the final analysis, FUCK YOU, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING FISH, I hope you rot in hell.

James

P.S. Many people are writing me saying the above photos are Photoshopped. They don't believe a douchebag as big as this fish could exist. But it's real. And here are more photos to prove it:

Eat that, fuckers. Your nightmares are real. God is mocking us with this fish.

No thanks to Mia Matsumiya for showing me this asshole.

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sick.duck

Oh crap, this fucker is just scary!
http://www.myspace.com/datieray datieray

as a marine scientist i can tell you this fish is absolutely real… doesn’t make it any less freakish… probably more so in fact, but the sheepshead does exist, no photoshopping here… i could even tell you why it has those teeth but by the overwhelming grossed out responses i don’t think anyone would be interested ;)
http://www.bluerealmstudios.com BlueRealmStud

If you havent seen it its worth looking at…. The fish with the human face… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTVwgvqhwn8
http://twitter.com/LuckyAmeliza sooo_yeah

OMG! This Definatly got my multiple NO!’s. by that I mean anything that really bothers me or scares the holy living fuck out of me I scream ” NO! NO! NO!” haha! in this case I was just saying it in a quiet scream. it keeps me from shitting my pants. the last times I can think that I yelled that was when I was a passenger in a car that was reeeeealy close being in a t-bone collision. and the first time I saw “The Thing” :D
http://www.troydevolld.com StoryTroy

Bern’s, a steakhouse in Tampa, uses these ugly buggers to maintain the eco of their live seafood tanks. They’re the only fish that never get eaten, and some are truly enormous.
http://www.aedmark.com aedmark

For the record, I know this was real. I was just being ornery.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=602890821 Philip Davetas

Dude, those choppers make ‘em look sexy. I know you agree with me. Fishopheliacs unite!
Tricialew

We snag these all the time in the gulf (accidentally) I hate them because they always chomp off the bait and lures with those crazy teef. They ain’t good eatin’ anyway.
Marc

The Osmonds must be behind this.
Tee Spreck

OMG! To quote my daughter “That bottom one’s got Bubba Teeth”
jayray

That fucker creeps me the hell out. I wonder what it tastes like?
http://twitter.com/oleifr Oleifr

Hilarious posting. If I ever catch one while fishing, I’ll mail it to you so you can enjoy it’s deadness.
Tee Spreck

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing the humanlike teeth or the bottom of the mouth cavity that looks like a tongue. Wonder what they use to floss with?
http://www.aedmark.com aedmark

Photoshopped! You can tell because the shadows are… Oh fuck it. What a fucking creepy as fish. God must be getting bored.

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