Aug 12, 2009
Victor the Budgie: Amazing Talking Bird
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything that’s simultaneously so creepy and cute. Being that I love creepy and I love cute, I think Victor is pretty fucking awesome.
Here’s what the owner of Victor had to say:
Most people find Victor’s recordings easier to understand as they adapt to his budgie accent. Budgies are not like most parrots. They seldom sound like their trainers. They can talk exceptionally fast and their voices are so small they usually have to be made louder to hear all of what they are saying. When you are listening to them, you may have to play them several times, section by section to understand them. However, I believe it to be well worth your time as you will be surprised at how intelligent they are.

I didn’t know if Victor was just some elaborate prank (i.e. Reynolds himself was recording Victor’s voice), so I did a little research. The often-helpful Museum of Hoaxes had this to say:
Victor is (or rather was) a budgie that, according to its owner, could speak in context. In other words, Victor could not only mimic words, as many birds can, but also carry on meaningful conversations. Victor has been a topic of discussion on the internet for over four years…
Victor belonged to Ryan Reynolds who, as he became aware that Victor was saying intelligible things, began to record him. Victor’s conversations go something like this: Victor so cute. What will you do for Victor? Give me some carrot. I get lots of cheese, mmmm, cheese, cheese. So I talk too fast, so whatever! Reynolds has made many audio recordings of Victor available on his website. There are also videos of Victor speaking. Victor died in 2000, so it’s impossible for anyone else to study him. Which is one of the reasons why a lot of people suspect Victor is simply an elaborate hoax concocted by Reynolds.
Another reason why this all might be a hoax is that budgies are not generally known for being able to carry on meaningful conversations. Also, Reynolds seems to be one of the very few people who can extract anything intelligible out of the weird noises Victor made. Though I can definitely catch the occasional word, most of Victor’s squawks sound like something out of The Exorcist to me. I half suspect that if you played them backwards, you’d discover Victor was muttering Satanic curses in ancient Aramaic. If the Electronic Voice Phenomena advocates (the people who swear they can hear coffee pots talking to them) got hold of Victor, they would probably conclude he was channelling spirits from beyond.
In Reynolds’ favor, he seems to passionately believe in Victor and, more generally, in the idea that birds possess the capacity for complex speech…. So my hunch is that Reynolds is sincere (i.e. this isn’t a deliberate hoax), but he’s convinced himself there’s something meaningful in a bird’s random chatter. Making this an example of audio pareidolia.
Now, I personally don’t buy that Victor was actually making sense. More likely, he was just a very intelligent bird who figured out by spewing phrases one after the other he made his cherished owner very happy. That, in its own way, is equally amazing. And, as Alex from the Museum of Hoaxes pointed out, Ryan’s translations seem to consist of quite a bit of hopeful thinking. That said, he does seem to be saying a LOT of actual words, so I find it more impressive than Alex.
But who knows? I’m not a budgie expert. Maybe Ryan is right. And I more than appreciate what he (and Victor) have done here. What do you think?
You can see many, many more videos of Victor visit his site HERE (please help to thank Ryan and Victor by clicking on this link).
Thanks to J.G. Pasterjak for turning me onto this kickass bird.
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August 13th, 2009 at 3:39 am
if only we could have gotten victor to say tono
August 12th, 2009 at 11:18 am
I’m telling you, it ain’t the machines we need to be worried about, it’s the damn birds. I mean they’re talking and crows can use forks and shit, not to mention the moonwalking birds. Hitchcock was right.
August 12th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Of course Victor can act! He was the first choice to play the bird in “Twin Peaks.” OK, I know that isn’t true. But it should be because he belongs in the red room. He already talks like them.